No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace.

Free Trip to heaven [Heaven]. Details Inside!

Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or nonsmoking?

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world. [And some times the conditions of work are not that bad.]

It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to [the] church [building].

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again. [And: If you like the way you were born, try being born again. Everybody must be born again, John 3:3-7]

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? --------- (U R)

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Jesus Is Coming... Don't miss him for the world.

People who wait until the eleventh hour to call on [convert to] Jesus, die at 10:30.

 

Compiler, unknown
(Circulating in the Internet, a copy was sent to me by
Dn Galindo@aol.com of Midland, TX)
The words between brackets "[ ]" are by Valente Rodriguez. They are clarifications.

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